Just Say NO!
This morning I was reminded about the extreme eff'ery that goes along with male strippers/and or the super "sexy" guys that pelvic thrust a little too much for their own good!
THIS. IS. THE. MOST. CORNIEST. THING. I'VE. SEEN. EVER!
HOW MANY CHAINS DOES HE NEED TO TAKE OFF?!?!? AND DID HE REALLY LICK HIS EYEBROWS?!?!? WHOA AND THEIRS A PICTURE OF A BABY ON THE WALL?!?!? REALLY HOMIE?!?!? REALLY!!! WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA AND I MISSED THE ROLLER COASTER STOMACH!! IS THAT WHAT SWINE FLU DOES TO YOUR TUMMY?!?!? WHATS REALLY GOING ON?!?!?
THIS IS NOT OKAY!! IT'S NOT EVEN CUTE!!!
Let this be a PSA...if hell freezes over and I ever get married... DO NOT... DO NOT... DO NOT... I REPEAT DO NOT get me a male stripper!! I WILL vomit in my mouth a TRILLION TIMES!!! Maybe even on him too!!!!