Pee...Zip (My Child is Going to Hate Me)

Remember this:


...I'm going to have a Mommy Moment right now.

My son INSIST upon wearing these all in one zip up pajamas....all THE TIME!!! For some reason he feels when he wears them he MUST go commando. He'll put up the biggest FIGHT when having to put on underwear with them.

The other day I told him "Boogie, if you don't wear underwear your peepee's gonna get caught in the zipper and it's gonna hurt BAD! You HAVE to wear underwear homie!

So today he tells me he's going to change...he runs in his room and puts on those DAMN PJ's. He comes running out the room super happy!

"Malik did you keep on your underwear?!?!"

"YESSSSSS!!!"

Then not even 10 mins later I hear this PAINFUL CRY.

I run in the living room..."what happened?!?!"

He's bent over with his face in the couch. I see the PJ's halfway open.

"Did you zip up your penis homie?!?!?"

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"

"did you not put on underwear?!?!?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"You see what happens!!!

"JUST LEAVE ME ALLONNNNEEEE!!!"

"Let me see...is it bleeding ??!?!?"

"DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!!!"

and you know the reason WHY he unzipped them!?!?!? To hide a book, a toy, and some other gadget of his in the PJ's. My son thinks he's a super hero..and I guess he was hiding the stuff in there to like unzip and toss at his imaginary enemies.

There's NEVER a DULL moment in our home....NEVER.

Blessings
Rae♥

P.S.
Everything is okay.