Apple Juice Crew

I don't think we've waxed poetic about our crew on Trillville yet. This is an incredible travesty and one which is about to be immediately remedied. Because we're tight like a coalition of Cheetahs. Not to mention sly, cunning, shrewd and incredibly easy on the eyes. There're six of us, all talented and forthright in our individual slick skill sets, mastered fluency of world languages and the combined intelligence equivilant of the United Nations, Habitat For Humanity and NASA. Or something close to that.

We plot and scheme once a week at our highly structured house meetings. Bean dip, tortilla chips and strawberry Hi-C are often present for moral support. These pow wows are where the creative juices flow and event ideas are hatched like Ostrich eggs. In addition to these clubhouse chats, we can be seen in living color trotting around town in various crew number combinations, attending red carpet openings, VIP release parties, ribbon-cutting ceremonies, bar-mitzvahs, baby-naming festivals and generally any activity involving hip hop music, fierce fashion displays, asymmetrical hair cuts or gold fronts. These soirees function purely as our frequent public displays of iron-clad kinship where we are often approached by young bloods inquiring how they can "be down" with the AJC. Kook Herc didn't drag those speakers to the rec center and plug that orange extension cord into the street lamp for nothing.

Keeping all of this in mind, sweet trillas and trillos, look out for our annual banging old school hip hop park jam every summer appropriately named the, "Juice Jam" along with a plethora of various other events we manage to pull off effortlessly and with our Mid-K lashes intact. You can be sure any event flyer or other promotional material containing this symbol, our official Apple Juice Crew logo

has been molded with AJC sweat and sticky fingers and has every intention to preserve and push (like the peddlers we is) original hip hop culture.

Here's the latest from the Apple Juice Crew brood. Come out to play and support PSU's dental program for at-risk youth. In typical AJC fashion, please expect nothing less than polaroids, punch, party favors, pastel party dresses, people air-flaring, tricks, treats, a dose of 1983, DJs, graffiti art, emcees, a whole lot of, "What's good shon?!'s" and pretty much more fun than a Chucky Cheese-Coney Island-Six Flags-Water Park-High School Talent Show-Cirque De Soleil mega store.

Myspace.com/applejuicecrewpdx for updates, info, fan mail, astrology horoscopes and UFO sightings.

Love and aplomb - Beat Street & Rae 183