March forth with confidence and head held high into either of the two centrally-located Rich's Cigar Stores. Preferably now and trilla, leave the pepper spray at the loft. Self-defense class is on Monday.
Rich's, the only bastion of bookstores/magazine stands left in town without their heads up their over-caffeinated asses, has stopped buying TRACE and frequently runs out of the three issues of MISSBEHAVE they carry. Is three still even regarded a number? Single digits were so last year.
I fiend for Forbes and The Equestrian Weekly just as much as the next diva but for the love of jesus people. You have wall space to spare. I've seen it. Bring TRACE back. Is it not enough we're forced to endure daily wide-legged courdoroys and UGGS sightings? Portland may be touted as the next great city in this country but when hand-crocheted hemp beanies still run wild and rampant on the streets, the necessity of style bibles like MISSBEHAVE and TRACE are beyond apparent.
Please Rich's. Do the educated bitches and the uncoordinated heifers alike a favor and accept your challenge.
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